Sunday, August 19, 2007
Saturday, August 11, 2007
New Scum and Chicken John
So I've been following the '07 Mayor Campaign of one Chicken John Rinaldi and I am excited to report that he raised the $5,000 necessary to get on the ballot. In fact, I think he raised about $9,000.
Chicken has many reasons for running, none of them really involve winning. I think his big thing (and mine as well) is that our beloved city is slipping a bit too much out of our hands. Also, Newsom is practically unopposed. And that is no good. I'd rather have a candidate with a puppy-killing platform than no candidate. I should mention that Chicken John has neither endorsed nor shunned the killing of puppies.
If you're intrigued, go visit his blog. Maybe throw him a tenner. voteforchicken.com
Good luck to ya, Chicken! You've got my vote
Chicken has many reasons for running, none of them really involve winning. I think his big thing (and mine as well) is that our beloved city is slipping a bit too much out of our hands. Also, Newsom is practically unopposed. And that is no good. I'd rather have a candidate with a puppy-killing platform than no candidate. I should mention that Chicken John has neither endorsed nor shunned the killing of puppies.
If you're intrigued, go visit his blog. Maybe throw him a tenner. voteforchicken.com
Good luck to ya, Chicken! You've got my vote
Friday, August 10, 2007
Another incident in which I treat my 160K education as a joke
So the class I need to complete my Women's Studies minor (technically it is called Gender and Sexualities Studies, but apparently there is only one gender) is the exact same time as my Led Zeppelin class....and I had to make a choice.
Gender and the Media class
Patriarchy is a bitch of a word to spell
Very good chance of a professor who hails my insight and fresh opinion and puts off all major assignments until the end of the semester, only to give me a c minus for being off topic
I'd have to register my minor in admissions or wherever. Those departments scare me.
VERY good chance of me getting into a huge, annoying argument with the gals in class because I'm pro porn and think Catharine MacKinnon really does just need to get laid.
Led Zeppelin
I wouldn't have to buy any books....or CDs
Will be able to adventure into the park for some pre-class herbal jazz and not feel one bit out of place in class
Semester topics include: sex, drugs, rock and roll- divided into two sub units rockin and rollin'
Will try my best to write a paper about how 'That's The Way' is the gayest song of all time
Shake for me girl, I wanna be your backdoor man!
Who really gives a fuck about minors anyways? Besides Republican congressmen. Woah. Dated zing.
Gender and the Media class
Patriarchy is a bitch of a word to spell
Very good chance of a professor who hails my insight and fresh opinion and puts off all major assignments until the end of the semester, only to give me a c minus for being off topic
I'd have to register my minor in admissions or wherever. Those departments scare me.
VERY good chance of me getting into a huge, annoying argument with the gals in class because I'm pro porn and think Catharine MacKinnon really does just need to get laid.
Led Zeppelin
I wouldn't have to buy any books....or CDs
Will be able to adventure into the park for some pre-class herbal jazz and not feel one bit out of place in class
Semester topics include: sex, drugs, rock and roll- divided into two sub units rockin and rollin'
Will try my best to write a paper about how 'That's The Way' is the gayest song of all time
Shake for me girl, I wanna be your backdoor man!
Who really gives a fuck about minors anyways? Besides Republican congressmen. Woah. Dated zing.
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